Tuesday, July 7, 2009

How Things Are

"Rule No. 413: The best backup singers are overweight. Rule No. 429: That single earring is not doing for the middle-aged gentleman's image what the middle-aged gentleman thinks it's doing. Rule No. 441: The car in front of you that is just in your stinking way is either a Prius or a Subaru. Rule No. 452: The middle reliever gets laid the least. Followed by the batboy." -Esquire's July '09 "The Rules."

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