Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Rules

"Rule No. 325: You can do a lot for your diet by eliminating foods that have mascots. Rule No. 334: No digging into the bag of popcorn during the last third of the movie. Rule No. 376: Bed and breakfasts require more socializing than either 'bed' or 'breakfast' would imply. Rule No. 380: You can do that thing where you kind of make out with your own dog but not with someone else's. Rule No. 390: Men don't call it peeing." -from the April issue of Esquire, which we're critiquing for my magazine editing class.

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