"My clothes are perfectly contoured to my body. My shoes & socks fit just right. My cat is a delightful intelligent animal. My apartment is great. The right location, cheap rent. I eat the best food. My friends love me. I adore them. My lover is terrific and beautiful. The sun is shining. There are trees even in the slums in Washington. I have tons of money & a gorgeous air conditioner. Great art hangs on my wall. I live a spine-tingling life of delirious sex & intense happiness." -Success Story, by Terence Winch
Sounds about right except for the intelligent cat part.
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