"Dear Friend, Public records indicate that you may have been charged with a SERIOUS TRAFFIC-RELATED OFFENSE. If convicted, you may face a possible jail sentence, substantial fine and civil penalty, criminal record and/or suspension of your driving privilege, depending on the charge." -a letter from an Alexandria attorney offering to help with my reckless driving ticket (oops). I'm amazed it even reached me, considering the envelope was addressed to Columbia, Maryland.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
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While hoping for the best, of course, I want you to know, that we will come visit you, if you land in the slammer.
Legs Whitney... show your legs next time and you won't get a ticket! ;)
lol, is that what you do to get out of tickets, justin?! ;)
if so, the difference is it probably works for you and i highly doubt it would work for me ...
Hey, I do what I have to! I have no shame...
"Dear Friend"
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