Girlfriends

"Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship." -writer/poet Dorothy Parker. Thought this was appropriate after watching SATC movie last night with two of my favorite people.
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My Poor Team

Best excuses for missing lacrosse practice (these are from the parents, not the kids!):

• Sorry Whitney...She came home tonight with marbles in her throat.
• I am sorry - at least she is not exactly an "anchor" for Great Falls and the team vailiantly struggles on without her . . (ha).
• Hi Whitney. I forgot to tell you that she won't be there tonight. I'm forcing her to watch her sister's game :).
• Unfortunately, she will have to miss practice again. She is in the 8th grade Shakespeare play this evening and she is not happy about it.

What a struggle. Well, wish us luck in our playoff game tonight!!

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T.M.I.

Yesterday Schneider messaged me from Buzz's computer:
SAS: I really don't what to know what he does with his keyboard!!! He's a very odd boy.
WJS: Huh?
SAS: It sucks typing with his keyboard b/c there is a thing over the top. He said it was a condom.
WJS: EW
SAS: EXACTLY!!! Hence the 'ODD BOY' comment.
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Appreciation

"I taught my ex-girlfriend how to cook. I totally raised her stock." -A trainer at the gym - making the world a better place, one woman at a time.
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Family Bonding

Conversation with my little brother on the way home from the farm:

WJS: I can't believe you're letting me drive your car; this is a new level in our relationship.
Jackson: Only by default. Eating a Big Mac requires two hands.

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Memorial Day

"So we raise her up every morning

And we bring her down slow every night,

We don't let her touch the ground,

And we fold her up right.

On second thought I do like to brag

Cause I'm mighty proud of That Ragged Old Flag"

-Johnny Cash

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Going Green

"Baby's just a little bit tired of the city,

Billboards and bullshit got her down,

Seems like you need a little hill country,

A little back roads driving,

Little bit of the old top down."

-Pat Green

Madison today?
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